this is the package you’ve been expecting… i don’t think so, credit card company (if that really is your name) but, wait, a $10 blockbuster giftcard? i guess i don’t have to shred you this time.
i love it when i don’t deposit my paycheck and then i find it lying there on my desk. it’s like finding gold bullion that you buried in your backyard somewhere.
i’m not buying your damn dvds mr. lucas, so take your empire elsewhere.
is anyone going to tell marilyn manson that his music career is over?