Monthly Archives: May 2004

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

sometimes technology freaks me out. like, when i’m listening to a multi-track recording and one of the tracks is partially overwritten with a guitar track i made for another multi-track recording. i think that would indicate the hard drive may … Continue reading

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too good to be true

“Johnny Depp’s wish has come true. Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards will indeed play Captain Jack Sparrow’s dad in the sequel.”

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read this. now.

cold turkey by kurt vonnegut

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you are not your fucking khakis

jimmy fallon is leaving snl? first ‘friends’ and now this. it’s a sad day to be a couch potato. let’s hope he can make better movies than spade and sandler. “Lord loves a workin’ man; don’t trust whitey; see a … Continue reading

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guard your carnal treasure

the “Return to Normalcy” party of 2004 is coming up this thursday. anyone who’s anyone is going to be there. (noone will be there) basically, if you haven’t gotten an invitation, you’re screwed or you’re just not important enough or … Continue reading

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