Monthly Archives: July 2004

i must say, when i first heard that a new batman movie was going into production, i thought, “it better not have anymore gay neon lights and erect-nipple suits.” that shit was whack. but after reading a couple articles (one, … Continue reading →

i found out that napoleon dynamite is finally playing in town. but it’s at that one theater that i don’t really like going to anymore. i can’t remember the last time i saw a movie there that wasn’t ruined by … Continue reading →

i didn’t just want a dozen donuts, i needed them. and when you need something, that’s a responsibility. which is why krispy kreme’s 24 hour drive-thru was invented. and now i feel ill. no matter what i do, though, i … Continue reading →

the official title of the new crappy star wars prequel movie has been revealed. “revenge of the sith” is the highly original name, which george lucas has pulled out of his ass come up with. episode iii will be in … Continue reading →

you never really know how much crap you have until you have to try to fit it into boxes. and it’s not even the necessity stuff either. it’s the dvds and the cds. the video game consoles and games. and … Continue reading →