why does this pepsi taste like plastic?

the last two days have been a blur. mostly a lot of eating (mostly). if ever i were to put on a few pounds, now would be that time. sunday was barbecue city. steak, tuna, salmon, prawn, steamed broccoli, and corn on the cob were on the menu. mmm. the rest of the day was spent playing The Chronicles of Riddick™™: Escape From Butcher Bay and Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball on the xbox®. both games are immensely fun and wildly gratuitous. especially the volleyball. there are lots of things to “do”. you have to keep your partner happy, so you shower her with gifts. things like sunglasses, shoes, nail polish, a les paul guitar, or some nunchucks. you can go lay on the beach or take a nap by the pool. if you’re feeling ambitious, you can play a game of volleyball or just go to the casino and try your hand at blackjack. it’s all there for your pleasure and the best part is, you’re wearing a bikini the entire time! ☺ gnarly!
monday brought beach activities and mexican food. also, my whiteness turned to pinkness. i always think that i don’t need sunscreen until later when my head is throbbing because my skin feels like it’s on fire. speaking of heat… be aware that if you get the 3 alarm salsa on your tacos and burritos, the eventual “wind” that it produces will literally incinerate your “stemshul”. so, mind your stemshul. (f.y.i. mostly)
and if all that wasn’t enough, i also got to see the terminal. it’s a very pleasant movie that doesn’t leave you feeling like you wasted your money afterward. tom hanks once again proves that he is worth every oscar he’s gotten.