the official title of the new crappy star wars prequel movie has been revealed. “revenge of the sith” is the highly original name, which george lucas has pulled out of his ass come up with. episode iii will be in theaters on may 19, 2005. so, mark your calendars, because lucas’ great-grandchildren will be needing lamborghinis very soon.
“are you sure about this? trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know?”