i didn’t just want a dozen donuts, i needed them. and when you need something, that’s a responsibility. which is why krispy kreme’s 24 hour drive-thru was invented. and now i feel ill. no matter what i do, though, i still can’t get a ‘stemshul pot belly®’. i try so hard and get so far, but in the end, it’s like it doesn’t matter or something. maybe i can find one on ebay. nope. 0 items found for ‘stemshul pot belly®’. i think it’s time for an unnumbered list.
ways to make the ‘stemshul pot belly®’ a reality… and you
(no apparent order or sanity)
- marriage… if you find your mate then there is no need to look good for “goin’ to the club” hence why, your belly grows to “pot” status. there is also no longer a fear of rejection but that never stopped anyone, now did it?
- when in rome… if the rest of the populace looks pregnant, it’s best to try to blend in. so, if you have trouble conceiving because you don’t have ovaries, you need the next best thing: ‘stemshul pot belly®’. (fyi: i know someone who can get you ovaries.)
- cooking skills… if you know how to cook, there’s a good chance that you’re going to be able to feed yourself. i guess that’s why i have so much trouble potting my belly, because if i can’t microwave it, it doesn’t exist.
