computer-hacking skills

i found out that napoleon dynamite is finally playing in town. but it’s at that one theater that i don’t really like going to anymore. i can’t remember the last time i saw a movie there that wasn’t ruined by some lady yelling at the movie from a few rows back. i could tell her to be quiet but she probably bought a gun just in case some guy tells her to be quiet in a theater. i could tell the theater workers in hopes that they would do something, but i’m guessing a teenager getting paid slightly more than minimum wage could probably care less. my best chance is to go see it at the first screening of the day because i don’t think the “yelling ladies” are up that early. but with my luck, i’m sure there is that one psycho biatch who gets up at 11 am, drinks a 40 and goes to see napoleon dynamite’s first screening so she can tell napoleon what he’s “doing wrong”. some people are better off dead.