Monthly Archives: August 2004

“Hello, Japan? Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.”

bjork’s new album features this japanese beatbox guy named dokaka. i figured i should find out a little more about him, so i went to his site and started listening to some sound samples and i don’t know whether it’s … Continue reading

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mountain dew pitch black

i think we can be sure of one thing: pepsi blue is alive and well, with help from the witness relocation program.

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whatever puts me all the way out

sometimes i wish i could power slide around corners like in mario kart. i often try and do damage to my tires. the pizzas never complain, though. people complain… a lot. i had a guy ask for a ride. he … Continue reading

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full of boobs and explosions

after my action-packed camping experience, i don’t feel i’ll ever need to see another jerry bruckheimer production again. it was intense with all the hiking, swimming, canoeing, burning, chopping, and eating. i don’t need to eat a hamburger or hot … Continue reading

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“I got it licked. And I would like to lick… that sandwich.”

we’re going camping, wooooooo! oh, i forgot, i don’t get excited about things like that. i’m still not happy about leaving all my precious gear behind. electricity is my only true friend. with the 30th anniversary of D&D being the … Continue reading

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