that sounds like ass!

i’m wishing i had purchased the 20 oz. bottle of 7up Plus and not the 2 liter. it’s the most wretched thing i have ever tasted. the bottle claims it is “juice” but tell me, why does this juice have carbonation? why does it taste salty? like club soda. it only has 2 carbs per serving, it contains calcium and vitamin c, it’s made with splenda, and it’s caffeine free. how could something that is so good for me taste so foul? i warn you never to drink this stuff. don’t be sucked in with empty promises of a smaller ass.