Monthly Archives: September 2004

the blackberry 7100t. it’s everything i want in a woman and more. $200 is a bit steep but as long as i don’t leave it in my car with the windows down, the doors unlocked, and a big sign that … Continue reading →

don’t leave your car unlocked for any period of time. i got the faceplate of my cd player ripped off while i was on a delivery. i think it was a scam because the customer claimed not to have any … Continue reading →

i was watching this movie from 1973 called the wicker man and one of the scenes had this naked chick singing while practicing some dance moves. the song she sang sounded really familiar but i couldn’t put my finger on … Continue reading →

free fully functional toilet has been acquired. the availability of this toilet was brought to our attention by shedubeard’s wife, who desperately wanted it for “backyard gardening” purposes. for the sake of everyone involved, please remember the courtesy flush. thank … Continue reading →

the great dvd liquidation of 2004 was a frickin’ huge success, the likes of which even carleton sheets has never imagined. but the great cd liquidation of 2004 hasn’t even sold one cd. the three that are crossed off the … Continue reading →