Monthly Archives: November 2004

may contain large chunks of metal

i bought a 16-pack of del monte fruit cups from sam’s club a few months back.i went to eat one of the peach ones:i noticed something glinting at me from the bottom of the container:upon further inspection, i found what … Continue reading

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apple, nipple, hungry

this week really flew by. i went to sleep tuesday and woke up wednesday to blinding whiteness everywhere. it had snowed and continued to snow well into wednesday evening. the first snow of the year is the best, because people … Continue reading

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forgotten corn meat

sometimes you go to make corn dogs and you forget all about them. then you go to arby’s because you are hungry, leaving the corn dogs behind. then 6 hours later someone discovers the lonely meat sticks in the microwave … Continue reading

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warning: may not be suitable for…

yesterday, at work, i was staring out the store’s front window when a gang of middle-aged women came into view. they were coming from the sushi place next door and they seemed a little too “happy”. one of them walked … Continue reading

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i found the holy grail

i love bad movies. i don’t know why exactly. maybe it’s something about how they are so bad, yet someone paid to have them made. it’s amazing and it intrigues me. some of the worst i’ve seen: r.o.t.o.r., creatures the … Continue reading

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