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yesterday, at work, i was staring out the store’s front window when a gang of middle-aged women came into view. they were coming from the sushi place next door and they seemed a little too “happy”. one of them walked up to the window and started deep throating a purple phallic-shaped vibrator. all i could do was give her a frickin’ huge thumbs up and that’s precisely what i did.