apple, nipple, hungry

this week really flew by. i went to sleep tuesday and woke up wednesday to blinding whiteness everywhere. it had snowed and continued to snow well into wednesday evening. the first snow of the year is the best, because people always seem to forget how to drive in hazardous conditions. all night, i saw cars stuck in snow banks, cars stalled in the middle of the road, cars being pushed off the road, and trucks fishtailing their way up slippery roads.
thursday arrived and brought a feast fit for homeless people. after tanking up, i felt like the gluttony guy from the movie “seven” starring brad pitt. no matter how hard i tried, i couldn’t stay awake. a two hour nap was inevitable. i woke up, had some pumpkin cream pie, and played yahtzee. family duties concluded around 7:30. at 9:20 i went to see sideways, which was extremely funny and i highly recommend it. next came sesame chicken and the feeling that i wouldn’t have to eat for a week. watched heaven. it was alright but nothing special. let me just say this: “commence shower sequence” can also be interpreted as “c’mon show her sequins.” (she had nice sequins.)
the rest of the night was spent messing around with an apple ibook. it’s a very sleek piece of machinery and i’d love to own one, but i ain’t got no damn money. i hadn’t used a mac for a couple years, aside from looking at them in stores, but it was very easy to import mp3s and burn cds. and i could connect to our lan just by plugging in a cat-5 cable. bill gates can suck it.