Monthly Archives: November 2004

i tried that keyhole thing and it’s really interesting. i’m amazed at how detailed it gets. i was looking at where i live and work. i also checked out my aunt and uncle’s house on cape cod and one of … Continue reading →

i saw a blurb about these new holiday beverages on the local news, so i thought i’d check it out a little bit more. these reviews show how revolting this idea really is. honestly, what kind of sick person would … Continue reading →

keanu is a pothead

i awoke this morning to smells of smoke and shedubeard asking me if my windows were locked because a man detonated a bomb in a house just behind where we live. obviously, i couldn’t go back to sleep with potential … Continue reading →

last night, i was getting out of my car at 2am when i noticed a flickering in the sky above. i thought it was a searchlight but then realized that searchlights rarely ever strobe, nor do they occupy the majority … Continue reading →