Monthly Archives: February 2005

it ended in defeat

the mario kart tournament this past sunday was a blast. sadly, my team (the 9.0 optimizers) did not optimize as well as we had hoped. we placed 4th, which isn’t bad. ‘team eric’ won the tournament. they beat everyone they … Continue reading

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valentine story

yesterday, a gas station attendant asked my opinion on a little box with 4 watches in it. he wanted to know if it would be a good gift for a girl he was interested in. i told him they looked … Continue reading

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i want to be killed by a stiletto… right now… please.

i went over to hottopic.com to see if there was any new merchandise to check out. while they do have some cool napoleon dynamite stuff, i was immediately disgusted by this page. read the brief synopsis and if you think … Continue reading

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another one bites the dust

i think a bum died downtown today. i was driving to school and there was a fire truck on the side of the street with an ambulance on its way. as i drove by, i saw two firemen kneeling near … Continue reading

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with great desperation comes great irresponsibility

i got a credit card invitation in the mail today from citibank. normally, i harness my anger and rip the paper of these invitations into tiny shreds, but this one was different. something caught my eye that made me unable … Continue reading

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