the following is an actual spam message i got that was filtered out by gmail. it is so good, i had to post it. i removed all the e-mail addresses, since i don’t think the owners of those addresses would like it if i posted them on this blog. i love how it gets to the point about what it is selling and then just erodes into entertaining mindless drivel.
From: Eugene Hooper
Reply-To: Eugene Hooper
To: *removed*
Cc: *removed*, *my e-mail address*, *removed*, *removed*, *removed*, *removed*, *removed*
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:43:52 -0600
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