secure location… a little too secure

i found out yesterday that i had a package from ups. this package was delivered to the garage where i live and had been there for almost a month. the contents of the package were a letter, refund check, and a postage-paid envelope from del monte. that’s right, i’m finally clearing up the “nut cup” incident with them. they plan on contacting me once they have investigated the cup. i’m looking forward to it, since i would like to know what they make of it. at this point, since they haven’t seen the item in question, they don’t know if i’m joking or serious. if i were them, i would think i was joking.