Monthly Archives: April 2005

just when i thought my emotional pain was reaching its peak, i got a large dose of physical pain. it’s the kind of pain a bone fracture usually provides. i laugh too hard. ow. i breathe too deep. ow. every … Continue reading →

sometimes i take off my glasses while driving at night. to see what it’s like without the help. just a bunch of blotchy colors. no detail or clarity. then i finish cleaning my little viewing windows and put them back … Continue reading →

a half-eaten piece of a cheez-it cracker falls out of your open mouth. what do you do? put it back in your mouth and finish what was started. place it neatly in the trash basket, while saying “yuck.” throw it … Continue reading →

i take my car to midas to get my serpentine belt replaced, because it has been squeaking. they tell me the belt is fine, but the alternator’s bearings might be wearing out. since i hate that squeak and i don’t … Continue reading →

i used to hate the white stripes. i won’t deny it. at the time, i didn’t get it. i was offended by the fact that everyone seemed to love them for no good reason. things change, don’t they? when i … Continue reading →