Monthly Archives: April 2005

don’t you love it when you blow your nose and there is all this black grime mixed in with the snot? i do. it’s great because you never see it coming, and you’re like “oh, hello, black stuff. how’d you … Continue reading →

this prima donna always cracks me up with his typical pep rally he gives before an album comes out. “dude, it’s so heavy. it’s like the heaviest thing we’ve ever done.” what an assclown. i bet the return of the … Continue reading →

the music industry, as a whole, is doomed to fail. why, you ask? it’s simple really. they dropped the ball. and then, when they realized they dropped said ball, they continued to keep dropping it. what they don’t realize is … Continue reading →

when i first heard about the new passport rules in the u.s., i was a bit conflicted. it may be a good idea to require everyone entering the u.s. to have a passport, if only for the sake of consistency. … Continue reading →

yesterday, i joined the #1 wholesale club. after my sam’s club membership lapses, i’m never going back. i’m not really sure what it is, but i’ve never liked wal-mart. maybe it’s the name or maybe it’s that stupid whistling smiley … Continue reading →