Monthly Archives: May 2005

take a child, train him to be a killing machine, and use him as a weapon against your enemies. this is just one of the ways for an evil fat man to make a lot of money. the movie is … Continue reading →

what if i just pretended there were never any star wars prequels? would they go away? is it possible for anyone to stop this madness? this perpetual cycle of “stroking the wookie.” how can all of these fans continue to … Continue reading →

stealing bandwidth is not cool. it’s called hotlinking or direct linking when someone finds an image on your site and links to it for their page. if you have web space, it’s best to just host your own images. if … Continue reading →

i did it. i did something i don’t do. i drank alcohol. a shot of jameson. at a house. after i delivered their pizza. they were nice. they took two pictures. i didn’t know them. you could call them strangers. … Continue reading →

today was not nearly as exciting as yesterday… or was it? looking back, there were some odd similarities. i awoke to a phone call, but this time i went back to sleep instead of getting up. i delivered pizzas to … Continue reading →