Daily Archives: 6 June, 2005

will he or won’t he?

side note: i love it when i go to a site (say amazon) and type in “amazon” as the search string. then i realize what i’ve done and i laugh at myself. anyway, the fate of michael jackson is being … Continue reading

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cocaine is a helluva drug… (chuckle, chuckle)

supreme, i preme. the courts are meddling again. private affairs that do not and should not concern anyone in a so-called free society. In a dissent, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor said state powers “have always included authority to define criminal … Continue reading

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if time is money, how come money is worth more than time

“We don’t want to give them the option to try, because the bottom line is, if we open that gate, they will go through it,” he said. right now—this very second—i can pick up my guitar and play a smashing … Continue reading

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approx. value: not worth my time

and here i thought i won big. hey, it could happen. if anything, it seemed like the perfect time for it to happen, because i wasn’t paying attention. i twisted off the cap of my sobe liz blizz and it … Continue reading

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a fortune cookie on wheels

not even herbie is innocent anymore. they done sexed him up with the lohan. that barbie doll. that frickin’ cocktail waitress. ain’t no thang but a chicken wing on a string. “what- what- whaaaat?” asks mrs. broflovski. yup. the prudes … Continue reading

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