Daily Archives: 23 June, 2005

remember kids, don’t whiz on the electric fence.

what is the first thing they should teach you in driver’s training? you’re wrong. they should teach you how to put a spare tire on your car. it’s not that hard, yet most people are petrified of doing it. and … Continue reading

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always with the party pooping

everywhere i turn, i see cruise and holmes. holmes and cruise. she’s wearing sunglasses, he’s getting juiced in the face. it’s terrible and i love it. i’m getting pretty tired of it. seriously, stop this crap. i don’t want to … Continue reading

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