Monthly Archives: June 2005

i was 27 years old the first time i died.

sometimes happy endings are ok. wait, what am i saying? have i defected? this is not like me at all. i usually despise happy endings. unless it’s a happy movie. then it is perfectly alright to have a cheerful smilefest. … Continue reading

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ugh, this is the worst use of money since i tricked out my big wheel.

something stinks here. it’s pungent, it’s rank, and sometimes it’s even grody. i’m offended by the smell of this social security thing. call it a reform. call it privatization. whatever you call it, just be aware of a few things… … Continue reading

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remember kids, don’t whiz on the electric fence.

what is the first thing they should teach you in driver’s training? you’re wrong. they should teach you how to put a spare tire on your car. it’s not that hard, yet most people are petrified of doing it. and … Continue reading

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always with the party pooping

everywhere i turn, i see cruise and holmes. holmes and cruise. she’s wearing sunglasses, he’s getting juiced in the face. it’s terrible and i love it. i’m getting pretty tired of it. seriously, stop this crap. i don’t want to … Continue reading

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if you build it, they will not come

i cannot confirm or deny this. you have been warned. what i find so amazing, is why mr. baldhead doesn’t just go crawl under a rock and live out the rest of his life, knowing that he accomplished something great. … Continue reading

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