Monthly Archives: July 2005

sir, i take the skin off chicken.

there’s something wonderful about the movie point break. it has keanu, busey, an anthony kiedis bit part, patrick swayze’s best performance ever, and lots of surfer attitude. it’s hard to imagine keanu as a bureau man, but it works in … Continue reading

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movie crashers

i’ve never been fond of old people. i try to accept the fact that they exist, but only when i have to deal with them. like their slow driving or their smells. i had to sit right next to this … Continue reading

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‘w’ for winston

those pesky wachowskis. i want to have faith in their writing ability. i would like to believe that v for vendetta will be a good movie. but after a couple high profile sequels, i’m not so sure they should be … Continue reading

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me 2: me reloaded

am i computing or am i visiting a retirement community? i do both on a regular basis. you know you’re in a retirement community when you’re asked to move your car away from the mailbox. mail doesn’t get delivered if … Continue reading

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she was a dancer, i was out of work

today was national diddling day in japan. it was also robin williams’ birthday. happy birthday, robin. here, i got you an arm and backhair shaver. no! i’m not trying to imply anything. well, they bought it. hook, line, and sinker. … Continue reading

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