Monthly Archives: August 2005

terry gilliam is a great director, but sometimes his vision is far too grandiose. take the brothers grimm, for example. what could have been a nutty fantasy comedy, turned into an overblown fx vehicle. you’ve got some walking trees, a … Continue reading →

i helped stemshul put stain and finish on some endtables, both yesterday and again today. when this brownish stain gets on your skin, it looks like liver spots. call it a glimpse of the future, when i’m old and my … Continue reading →

do you want to be taken seriously? do you? here’s how you can be taken seriously. seriously. when making a list of your favorite books, don’t ever put dan brown on that list. just don’t do it. you can read … Continue reading →

of course true. you can’t answer false to a statement like that! are you crazy? you can’t say a pimp is not something good to be. how can you say that? i can’t say that. ice-frickin’-t wouldn’t be caught dead … Continue reading →

i love it when a blogger posts pictures of hot chicks all over their blog. bikinis, thongs, cleavage, cracks, slinky tops, and a whole lot of other bumpin’ stuff. i start to think, hey, are they doing that because they … Continue reading →