i helped stemshul put stain and finish on some endtables, both yesterday and again today. when this brownish stain gets on your skin, it looks like liver spots. call it a glimpse of the future, when i’m old and my skin is all splotchy brown. that’s assuming i don’t have skin cancer. i may already have won skin cancer. or at least a chance. you may have already won a chance. like those publisher’s clearing house things. just buy some magazines and you’ll definitely win a chance to win.
i was supposed to get my car’s oil leak plugged today. i was thinking it would cost $300. good ol’ american-made cars are so cheap to fix, right? listen to that beautiful sarcasm. it just so happens that my p.o.s. car needed $840 worth of repairs. golly gee, i think i’ll pass. it’s about time for a new car anyway. this car’s two years are almost up. i just hope it can make it the 2,000 miles to the dry dry desert. i think it can. after all, it is american-made. i just don’t feel like i’m driving excitement anymore.
did you know about free psps and free ipods? there are other ones too. free xbox 360, free plasma tv, free lobotomy. i’ll save you a browser hijack by not posting those links. you’re welcome. the sites seem to be legit. but do you really want to go through the headache of a bunch of free trials and referring people just to get an ipod? “free” used to mean not having to do anything.