Monthly Archives: August 2005

goodbye, my dear pizza delivery job. i will miss you, ever so much. you taught me about cheapskates, obesity, terrible human beings, minimum wage, health code violations, pepperoni grease, speeding, the doughtray tib, keeping my ticket average low, and hating … Continue reading →

remember that time when you put the can of diet dr pepper in the freezer for a nice chilled treat? and the next day you find the aftermath. yeah, i remember that. it was today. i found the can without … Continue reading →

and the lust will be in your eyes too, when you watch this frickin’ sweet trailer. here’s a good dose of epilepsy (#5 is the best). after watching both ghostbusters movies, back-to-back, i feel like i need to drink some … Continue reading →

camping was a blast. here are some of the things i’ve learned: always wear body armor when splitting wood with a hammer and hatchet. body temp must remain at, or above, 98.6°F in order for you to stay asleep. if … Continue reading →

the next two days will be spent away from my computer and civilization on a camping trip with my friends. for the next two days i will be known only as “the wilderness crusader”. i will find the dryest wood, … Continue reading →