Monthly Archives: October 2005

i wasn’t able to qualify in any of the poker tournaments i played online. i guess my luck just ran out. but i had a lot of fun, and i have realized something important. poker is actually just a metaphor … Continue reading →

check it. before you wreck it. the latest weezer video is sweet. we’re talkin’ candy-coated goodness. i haven’t been able to find much information, but it seems that they have preemptively censored themselves. it’s a fact, jack, that mtv(2) will … Continue reading →

i placed 17th in a little qualifying tournament today. it was a blast and i really shouldn’t have gone all-in with a 10 and 4 off suit. but sometimes you have to make stir fry chicken, so you don’t starve … Continue reading →

The Pork Chop Express. Which B-Movie Badass Are You?brought to you by Quizilla do you smell that? that’s me owning your ass. i have the title here. or the deed. the title deed. it says: “señor k. hater hereby owneth … Continue reading →

i probably wouldn’t have been very good at taking phone calls and typing stuff into a computer anyway. i just don’t have enough experience or skill doing either of those things. so says the company i applied to. good for … Continue reading →