the truth about carbs and dogs

You're Jack Burton.
The Pork Chop Express.

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do you smell that? that’s me owning your ass. i have the title here. or the deed. the title deed. it says: “señor k. hater hereby owneth your gluteus maximus and minimus. surrender them, or die.”

i’m jack burton, baby. i eat lo pan for breakfast, and i always get the green-eyed girl.

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