Monthly Archives: October 2005

i’ve been watching vh1′s i love the 80′s: 3d series. no need for those blue and red tinted glasses made of cardboard. they just make you look like an idiot while your depth perception gets screwy. i like the info … Continue reading →

it was cool enough this evening for me to put my pants on. i knew this day would come. i still don’t have to wear pants during the day, so that’s good. just finished watching the lohan in a jumpsuit. … Continue reading →

My blog is worth $2,258.16.How much is your blog worth? i don’t trust it. that number is too high. judo kick! even if i started putting ads on the sidebar or somewhere, i wouldn’t make any money, because no one … Continue reading →

mother of pearl, i miss basements. i miss the difference in temperature when you walk from one floor to the other. i miss feeling like i’m in a bunker, safe and sound with my supply of water and my weaponry … Continue reading →

“whoever heard of a pop tart that doesn’t have frosting on it?” he asked. i told him it was french toast and french toast doesn’t usually come with frosting, unless you consider syrup to be frosting. i don’t even consider … Continue reading →