Monthly Archives: October 2005

let’s play veinte preguntas! is it a horror movie? no. is it supposed to be? yes. does it have a midget named “sir nigel”? yes. is it entertaining? no. is it from the 80′s? definitely. does a kid throw an … Continue reading →

it’s like getting a dedication from a white girl. that’s what it’s like. on xanga, no less. i wanted to post a comment, but i still can’t bring myself to create a xanga account just for commenting purposes. so i … Continue reading →

my arms look tan. i never thought i would say that. i’ve only ever gone from white to shades of red. and it’s always painful. i don’t know how i haven’t gotten burned yet, being that i’m closer to the … Continue reading →

looks like half.com has been metamorphosing their system a bit. “hmm, upgrades.” the problem is that none of it is really better than the way it was before. the only thing i like is that i don’t have to confirm … Continue reading →

chirp it’s so cool to make fun of mentally handicapped people! soon to be a major motion picture. chirp laugh it up. maybe someday you’ll be born with a defect and… what am i saying? chirp you were born with … Continue reading →