Monthly Archives: November 2005

make the corporations proud

today and tomorrow are the days that keep stores open for the rest of the year. i can imagine all the pushing, trampling, hair-pulling, and other devious behavior. all to save a few bucks on a lawnmower. if you’re like … Continue reading

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can you smellllllllllllllll what the rock is cookin’?

the day of gluttony is upon us. if your plate isn’t piled 6 inches tall, you’re doing something wrong (you’re probably poor). so get out your sweat pants or unbutton your regular pants, and feed the need. taters, corn, stuffin’, … Continue reading

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shuffle up and deal

playing poker online is a pain in arse. not much in the way of strategy with the other players. poker is all about mind games, but when the other players are betting with play money, you can’t really toy with … Continue reading

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something smells bad in stinkville

mtv’s top 20 video countdown is 2 hours of pop video heaven. if you have a tivo, it’s more like 6.4 minutes of heaven. there’s only so much pop video heaven i can take. here’s a taste of what was … Continue reading

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i’m gonna tell you about an accident and i don’t want to hear “act of god”.

i had the misfortune of watching that tv remake of the poseidon adventure. all three worthless hours of it. i only just recently saw the original poseidon adventure for the first time. it was good. i thought it was very … Continue reading

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