Monthly Archives: November 2005

netflix ‘throttling’: fact or fiction?

i’ve been reading a bit about some disgruntled netflix users who believe that the company intentionally tries to slow down the customers who rent a lot of movies in a given month. this site has info and also this angry … Continue reading

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an american werewolf in los angeles

wes craven’s cursed movie is about a brother and sister who we don’t know much about, other than they are going through some changes. and i don’t mean puberty. the sister is played by christina ricci and the brother is … Continue reading

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what do you want on your tombstone?

rock is dead? not quite, but just about. it’s a slow death. think of a turtle riding on the back of a snail. no, think of the slimy discharge left behind when a snail is driving his shell around. the … Continue reading

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you set him free (how could you?)

he’s baaaaaaaack. our favorite little turd muffin must’ve sold his ass to satan to get his solo album produced. because we all know that bowing out of the limelight is not an option. take the money and run, scotty. you … Continue reading

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selling ass for heroin

in keeping with this week’s music theme, i thought i’d share a little bit about my brief stint as a heroin junky. it was an accident, really. i thought it was powdered sugar, so i put it on my french … Continue reading

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