i found some amusing “uncensored” personals. i wish it didn’t cost $2.99/minute to call, because i’d like to meet some of these fruitcakes.
(fyi, ISO stands for “in search of”.)
Into Retro Video games, Trivial Pursuit, cartoons, cheesy movies/music. ISO other people who share similar interests & want to do a game night.
not sure why this one is in the “uncensored” category, but i would like to marry her, assuming she’s not a yeti.
Former Fat Girl; if you’re looking for folds & folds of empty skin, I’m your girl!
¡ay, dios mio!
With Werewolves On the prowl & bats in the night, I beg the Prince of Darkness to come & have a bite. Seduce my loins with your tongue & teeth, then take you through ecstasy as you lie beneath.
how poetic. i think it’s time to give van helsing a call.
Cleopatra Seeks Tut. 1960’s Egyptian queen, mummified for eternity, ISO Boy King to unwrap me. Expose my exquisite jewels: ruby-red lips, sapphire blue eyes, generous breasts. Sail the seas of desire with a beautiful woman powerful enough to make you a king.
sphinx.
those were the ladies. now for the men seeking… portion. well, there’s only one worth copying, but it’s a bit on the mature side. ear muffs! make sure all childran’s ears are covered before they read this…
ISO Small Dick to open my ass to. Not gay, but will take a load. No sucking/reciprocation. Also need F to watch/participate. No fats. I’m 65.
that’s a good one.