here’s my christmas list:
- sin city: recut · extended · unrated
- sin city: recut · extended · unrated
- sin city: recut · extended · unrated
- sin city: recut · extended · unrated
- sin city: recut · extended · unrated
- sin city: recut · extended · unrated
- hello kitty guitar
that’s right, i want six copies of the new sin city dvd and one hello kitty guitar (pink).
here’s why: that new sin city dvd is frickin’ expensive. the cheapest i’ve seen is $27 at target. i want one for myself, but if santa brought me five other copies, i could sell them and make some serious bones. not actual bones, but real money.
and who doesn’t want a hello kitty guitar? i’ll probably end up getting one sin city dvd and six hello kitty guitars. i should really be asking for six of them, because, based on the price and implied quality, i’d imagine those guitars break faster than you can say “kitty power!”
the reality is that i will get none of this, and my dreams will be crushed as i come running out of my bedroom in my he-man underoos on christmas morning. thanks a bunch, santa, you fat lazy bastard. have another beer, up there in your cushy north pole mansion.