the medical technician was surprised when i filled the cup nearly to the brim. she said, “you came prepared, huh?”
i said, “i always come prepared.” *wink*

i hate being drug screened. not because i think i’m going to fail, but because i know i can’t fail, thus making the process a waste of time and money. i feel like a juggling circus bear.

it all boils down to me being punished for other people’s reckless behavior. or maybe it’s me being punished for what society (corporations) feel is reckless behavior. either way, the test only proves i’m not doing drugs right now. i could sell my ass for heroin tomorrow, and they would never know.

and what’s up with making someone wait to do the test? i always drink a ton of water before i go (being prepared). then i have to sit in the waiting room, tapping my foot, flipping quickly through magazines, and squirming in my seat. if i peed in your face, could you use that as your sample?

the island is michael bay’s remake of logan’s run. wait, i’m being told that’s not true. in fact, it’s just a very bad rip-off. what i like to call: watered-down ass juice. don’t drink the yellow snow.

ewan mcgregor and scarlett johansson play two clones. am i spoiling the movie for you? no, since this information was in the preview for the movie. trust me when i say that this movie cannot be spoiled any more than it already is.

there were only two decent performances in the whole movie. #1 steve buscemi. #2 djimon hounsou. everyone else was like moldy cardboard. you just wished they would decompose, so the smell would go away.

i think my favorite part was the sign falling off the huge building with our clone heroes along for the ride. they survived, thanks to a safety net that just happened to be there. then a construction worker helps them out of the safety net, while telling them “Jesus must love you!” oh, you gotta love the comic relief.