Daily Archives: 15 December, 2005

my urine is on its way to maryland

the medical technician was surprised when i filled the cup nearly to the brim. she said, “you came prepared, huh?” i said, “i always come prepared.” *wink* i hate being drug screened. not because i think i’m going to fail, … Continue reading

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that’s not even remotely possible!

the island is michael bay’s remake of logan’s run. wait, i’m being told that’s not true. in fact, it’s just a very bad rip-off. what i like to call: watered-down ass juice. don’t drink the yellow snow. ewan mcgregor and … Continue reading

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