oh, my back aches like a mofo. and my knee would actually feel better if it was tibbed right now. have i told you about your mom lately? please fedex my tib.
yes, today was my first day at my job. after months of laying around watching dvds, and being mostly inactive, it hurts to be on my feet for several hours. then factor in having to bend over for everything that is at midget level, and you’ve got a world of pain.
it’s not so bad, though. it’s good to meet people and interact with the world again. i missed that. if you suck at socializing, which i do, it helps to have a situation that forces you to open up. and getting paid for it is cool too.
i did not miss telling people to “have a nice day” 1500 times in a day. that gets old. so you have to mix it up. sometimes i use different adjectives, like excellent, great, or fantastic. “have a nice fantastic.” people really like it when i say that.
but i think the best part of my first day was when a biker chick lady in her mid to late forties asked me if she was buying the right tampax product for her friend. all i could say was “yes.”