Monthly Archives: December 2005

mr. pibb + red vines = crazy delicious

the truth.

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a working class hero is not something to be

oh, my back aches like a mofo. and my knee would actually feel better if it was tibbed right now. have i told you about your mom lately? please fedex my tib. yes, today was my first day at my … Continue reading

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it’s not easy being free

this is a follow-up to yesterday’s post. a few more things need to be said on this matter. i’d like to believe that the patriot act was written with the best intentions (i.e. the safety of the american people), and … Continue reading

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best if used by: december 31, 2005

today: senate blocks patriot act clauses. why is this important? it’s very simple. there is no reason why we, the people of america, need to give up any of our civil liberties to remain safe. the patriot act should never … Continue reading

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my urine is on its way to maryland

the medical technician was surprised when i filled the cup nearly to the brim. she said, “you came prepared, huh?” i said, “i always come prepared.” *wink* i hate being drug screened. not because i think i’m going to fail, … Continue reading

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