Monthly Archives: January 2006

golden, like the shower you took this morning

oscar nominations are here. time to pick some wee-ners. this year will be easy, because i have not seen any of these movies. i saw crash and a history of violence. that’s about it. let the games begin. actor in … Continue reading

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up, up, and a wizz-ay

You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 80% Robin 57% Batman 50% Hulk 50% Supergirl 42% Green Lantern 35% The Flash 35% Iron Man 30% Catwoman 30% Wonder Woman 27% You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others. … Continue reading

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death is a joke to the living

according to the death test, i will be dead by June 2057 of a stroke. i only really want to live until i’m 64. if i get more than that, so be it. i took the test several times to … Continue reading

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lately, i cannot seem to believe

a lot of good things have been happening to me. i feel so fortunate, yet i’m having difficulty fighting the fear that i’m going to mess it all up. what if i forget something or miss an opportunity? this is … Continue reading

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inside the rapper’s studio

i can’t believe how retarded k-fed is. why would anyone want to watch this? he actually thinks he’s doing something important. james lipton knows what’s important. ya heard?

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