oscar nominations are here. time to pick some wee-ners. this year will be easy, because i have not seen any of these movies. i saw crash and a history of violence. that’s about it. let the games begin.

ladies, do i have at least one pick right?

honk!

ladies, do i have two picks right?

honk!

ladies, do i have three picks right?

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You are Superman

Superman 85% Spider-Man 80% Robin 57% Batman 50% Hulk 50% Supergirl 42% Green Lantern 35% The Flash 35% Iron Man 30% Catwoman 30% Wonder Woman 27%

You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.

Click here to take the “Which Superhero am I?” quiz…

i’m the man of steel, baby. i was a little too close to being robin. that would have been a drag. i wouldn’t have posted that shit. if you find out your closest superhero likeness is robin, you keep it private.

according to the death test, i will be dead by June 2057 of a stroke.

i only really want to live until i’m 64. if i get more than that, so be it.

i took the test several times to see what the outcome would be if i changed some answers. i was able to be dead by the year 2015 by smoking every day and eating lots of candy and junk food.

i was curious if it was possible to be dead by next month. i don’t think it is, even though it is.

i just wanted it to say something like, “tomorrow you will be hit by a semi truck.” and then i could stay away from semi trucks.

a lot of good things have been happening to me. i feel so fortunate, yet i’m having difficulty fighting the fear that i’m going to mess it all up. what if i forget something or miss an opportunity?

this is the problem with being overly analytical. all i really need to do is follow my gut. my gut knows what i’m supposed to be doing and the direction i need to be going. but then i think too much and override my gut. that’s when the ruination begins.

for instance: when am i supposed to call a girl after a date? the next day? wait two days? if i want to call her, why don’t i just do it?

it amazes me that i’ve even gotten this far.

i can’t believe how retarded k-fed is. why would anyone want to watch this? he actually thinks he’s doing something important.

james lipton knows what’s important. ya heard?