death is a joke to the living

according to the death test, i will be dead by June 2057 of a stroke.

i only really want to live until i’m 64. if i get more than that, so be it.

i took the test several times to see what the outcome would be if i changed some answers. i was able to be dead by the year 2015 by smoking every day and eating lots of candy and junk food.

i was curious if it was possible to be dead by next month. i don’t think it is, even though it is.

i just wanted it to say something like, “tomorrow you will be hit by a semi truck.” and then i could stay away from semi trucks.