
oscar nominations are here. time to pick some wee-ners. this year will be easy, because i have not seen any of these movies. i saw crash and a history of violence. that’s about it. let the games begin.
actor in a leady role:
- philip “seymour” hoffman
actor in a supporty role:
- paul “brad the driver” giamatti
actress in a leady role:
- reese’s pieces witherspoon
actress in a supporty role:
- catherine keener
writing (adapty screenplay):
- brokeback mountain
writing (originy screenplay):
- crash
directing:
- steven spielberger
besty picture:
- brokeback mountain
ladies, do i have at least one pick right?
honk!
ladies, do i have two picks right?
honk!
ladies, do i have three picks right?
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You don’t think Clooney will win anything?
What, do you think you’re on the Price is Righty or something?
george clooney doesn’t deserve to win anything. he’s too good looking. that should be award enough.
yes, i’m on the price is righty. actually, it’s my present to whitey, since i know she wants to have bob barker’s childrans.
i know i may have to answer for these comments, but i’m 2,000 miles away. what are you gonna do about it?
Im pretty sure thats why I never win anything either.