we have this thing called the tucson weekly. it’s a paper/’zine thing that comes out every thursday. and best of all, you don’t have to pay for it. not a single cent.
i just have to walk into that mediterranean restaurant and pick one up on my way to subway. those mediterraneans probably hate me for not buying more of their food. whatever. it’s not very good mediterranean food. their gyros (gyri) leave a lot to be desired. i desire more from my gyri.
this week, i found a new love for the tucson weekly. i’ve always liked it, but this week’s annual rant issue was very entertaining. it felt like i was reading a blog, but printed on paper, not electronically.
fetuses are definitely lazy, marco polo is a terrible pool game, and phoenix people are snobs. that covers everything.
you totally rock…you are becoming a true tucsonan…yay
oh we just need to add some spice to that “I SAW YOU” section
i’m sure we’ll think of something.