i spent the day with my lady friend. we got some beyond bread sandwiches and ate them in sabino canyon on our hike. i forgot sunscreen. now i have a mild case of cancer. it’ll probably turn into a super cool tan in a couple days. well, it better, because i’m too damn white.
we got some cold stone creamery to cool us down. we watched as an old lady in the parking lot drove over a curb. she was showing us her awesome driving skills.
then we made a quick pit stop to find a good movie to go see. we drank some dr pepper and i put some pants on.
we saw the squid and the whale. it was an odd indie flick about divorce and people. i liked it.
and what better way to finish a night than chowing down on a shitload of guero canelo? large carne asada burro, por favor. si. gracias.
am i really down to zero single friends? i hate you all, you bastards.
the funny thing is that you put on that exact pair of dr. pepper pants that is shown on your blog…you know, i was a little embarrassed to be seen with you…
We were all a little embarrased to be seen with him at first. Then we realized none of us are any better than him. Youll realize that soon enough too.
so are you telling me that these dr. pepper pants aren’t going away?
you think you’re better than me?!?!!?!??!
i guess it’s time to stop being so gay. right, paradroid?
i’m a pepper and i love those pants. they are so comfortable with the extra space reserved for my ankles and absolutely no space reserved for my crotch.
no, they are never going away. i think i’ll buy an extra pair.
Hes absolutly right. That style pants are great. My wife has some and every now and then Ill wear them. (Like when Im doing laundry and all my comfertable pants are being washed or when Im watching the old Brokeback Mountian.) Anyway, theyre great. Every man should have a pair at their disposal.
you guys are so gay
i’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to wear women’s clothing every now and then.
and if i’m gay, then you’re a man, and we both know that isn’t true.
logic wins every time.
Clever girl…it’s best to figure that out now…you know, before they all come for a visit and you get to see it firsthand.