caffeine is bad / i want my lifetime supply of jelly beans

caffeine is bad

did i mention how much i hate caffeine?

i decided not to drink any caffeinated beverages today and now i’m paying the prices. my frontal lobe is throbbing, my right eye is watering, and i don’t want to do anything except watch jaws in spanish. richard dreyfuss has a much more tolerable voice when he has a spanish accent.

and i’m eating a bag of jelly belly jelly beans. there is a mystery flavor with a question mark on it. i ate it and it tasted like an ice cream sandwich. i’d like to go on their tastethemystery.com and claim my prize for being right.

i can’t do that because they want me to register and give them all my information. i remember when contests used to be fun. when you could lose anonymously without the company trying to suck all your personal information out of you. give me my prize or tell me to try again. this shouldn’t require name, address, and birthdate.

now back to my jaws en español. ¡tiburón!

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3 Responses to caffeine is bad / i want my lifetime supply of jelly beans

  1. stmarys7 says:

    I know what you mean about the caffeine…I had to run some errands this morning and by 12:30 I could feel my caffeine headache coming on.

  2. katohater says:

    i’ve gone on caffeine diets before, but it’s very hard since i love dr pepper so much.

  3. Ikyam says:

    Don’t eat the crappy-crotch flavored jelly belly. They try to trick you by saying that it is buttered popcorn, but once you eat it, you know it is just Crappy-crotch in disguise.