9 minutes until the next $1 tournament begins.
this is great. i’m now $18 ahead of my original investment. things are looking up. losses have been minimal for the day.
i think i like cash games better than tournaments. that may change, but it seems like i can do better in cash games if i find the suckers and rob them blind because they are so stupido. amateurs. they give everything away by how they bet.
6 minutes and counting.
one of the tournaments i was in decided to shut itself down. it was paused and then it resumed and then it paused again. then it shut down. at least i got my dollar back. or else i was going to have to yell at someone.
4 minutos.
you feel so happy when you are winning. then you feel like utter shite when you’re losing. but it’s still fun. the process is fun. and when i take someone’s money or chips, i always tell them the truth… “you just got anally raped, pal.” i do this in my mind, so that people don’t get upset with me.
2 mins.
time to begin pre-tournament rituals.
What do you play on so I can get on the same table as you?
i play at this place called “your mom”. it’s pretty cool, but a lot of people play there.
know what i’m sayin’?
BURN! Goodbye 2005, hello 2006. (Now you don’t have to worry about a 2000 mile tib…it could come at any time)