Monthly Archives: March 2006

i was arnie at work today. something was eating gilbert grape and i was his mentally handicapped brother. i found a cockroach on the ground. he looked dead there, on his back and unmoving. then i kicked him and he … Continue reading →

in the world of online poker, you can’t help but release a little adrenaline. it’s a rush. i know that when my heart feels like it’s one step away from explosion, i’m having fun. the problem is that i need … Continue reading →

i’m a cold stone-aholic. it’s the best ice cream and i like trying to figure out good combinations. like: sweet cream ice cream + raspberries + graham cracker crust + oreo cookies = raspberry oreo cheesecake it’s good. but sometimes … Continue reading →

it’s called the aristocrats, and it is a documentary movie about the dirtiest, most offensive joke anyone has ever heard. here’s the south park version. i started to work on my own version of the joke, but it’s not very … Continue reading →

did you know you get pinched if you don’t wear green on st. patty’s day? i’d never heard that before. other than getting my ass pinched, it was a fun night. mexican food at casa molina, where the salsa was … Continue reading →