Monthly Archives: March 2006

his is the face of destitution

one of the things you must understand about the desert is that the weather is too nice. homeless people don’t have to worry about freezing to death. they just have to worry about where their next meal will come from. … Continue reading

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cocaine mountains

what’s that powdery substance up there? it looks good enough to snort. or maybe sprinkle some on french toast. too bad it’s just water. i saw that saw 2 movie. it was pretty tame. it had that new kids on … Continue reading

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lost in the cumulonimbi

it’s been cold here. like, really cold. the high today is 54 degrees with strong wind and… what’s this? heavy snow warning? that must be a mistake. ohhhhhh! “THE SNOW LEVEL WILL LOWER TO 4500 FEET BY LATER THIS AFTERNOON.” … Continue reading

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you know it’s hard out here for a pimp

hustle & flow is about a pimp with a dream. he wants to be a gangsta rappa, and it turns out he’s not too bad at it. with some help from a couple amateur producers, he makes his dream a … Continue reading

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not so anonymous alcoholics

they come in every day. to buy their joy juice and leave. they don’t want their receipts. “i’ve never had to return beer,” they say. “you’re only renting alcohol. you drink it and you piss it out.” i’ve heard that … Continue reading

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