Monthly Archives: April 2006

it’s fun. we go to the mall to pick up a ring. we eat some chik-fil-a (pronounced “chik-feel-ah”). we sit down in some comfortable chairs and watch the people as i eat my oreo cookie blizzard. the druggies get a … Continue reading →

two more days, baby. two more days and i’m going to shave my chin. i will be king and you will surrender. surrender to my ‘stache, that is. at first, i thought this mustache month thing was a bad idea. … Continue reading →

today is my day off and it’s time to be productive. which means cleaning my car, buying plane tickets, renewing my costco membership, and doing my city taxes. i don’t know why i was so depressed the other day. yes, … Continue reading →

i need a haircut very badly. there’s never enough time to do anything. i work all the time. now, i’m required to wear a tie. i don’t like ties. i don’t own a tie. i don’t want to own a … Continue reading →