
today is my day off and it’s time to be productive. which means cleaning my car, buying plane tickets, renewing my costco membership, and doing my city taxes.
i don’t know why i was so depressed the other day. yes, i do. but it was stupid of me. what do i really have to be depressed about? i have a great girlfriend, the weather is always nice, i’m not bald, i’m not impotent, and i have a crappy job where i have to wear a tie. well, that last one is a little depressing, but i hope to fix that in the near future.
things could be better, but that’s what i call “room for improvement.” and without goals, we don’t really have much to look forward to, do we?

I think that you should add “ties” to your hate list :)
Glad you’re back from vacation!
There will always be room for improvement…it’s just human nature. But no matter how crappy your job is, you’ll always have us! (Awwww…don’t throw up on me)
Welcome back – my days just weren’t the same without your rants.