free mustache rides for all!

spanish dan

two more days, baby. two more days and i’m going to shave my chin. i will be king and you will surrender. surrender to my ‘stache, that is.

at first, i thought this mustache month thing was a bad idea. then i thought: what would tom selleck do? what would chuck norris do? these men know the value of mustaches.

fuck geraldo, though. he’s the poster boy for bad mustaches. he should not be allowed to grow hair on his upper lip. cocksucker.

i bought a t-shirt at hot topic in celebration of this blessed month. i’m going to wear it. a lot. you’ll see. the pictures will be on the online.

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3 Responses to free mustache rides for all!

  1. ikyam says:

    Is that our very own ugly kid, or a your matt damon?

  2. ikyam says:

    I meant young….I don’t know what happened there. R is nowhere near N. So tired. just so tired.

  3. katohater says:

    it’s spanish style ugly kid.

    (matt damon!)